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Wednesday, August 21, 2013

AMERICAN MEDICAL ASSOCIATION INSIGHT



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Shirley


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AMA Insight

The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama’s new health care package.

The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!”

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would “put a whole new face on the matter.”

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a**holes in Washington.


Death Panels: An Obamacare Reality

“Maybe you’re better off not having the surgery,
but taking the painkiller”
— Barack Hussein Obama, on television addressing a lady’s question regarding her aged mother’s recent bypass surgery; whether or not it would have been covered under Obamacare

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

ONLY IN AMERICA: CANADIAN EDITORIAL HUMOR DIRECTED AT THE U.S.



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10. Only in America... could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000.00 a plate campaign fund-raising event.

9. Only in America ... could people claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when they have a black President, a black Attorney General and roughly 20% of the federal workforce is black while only 14% of the population is black. 40+ % of all federal entitlements goes to black Americans – 3X the rate that go to whites, 5X the rate that go to Hispanics!

8. Only in America ... could they have had the two people most responsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner (the head of the Treasury Department) and Charles Rangel (who once ran the Ways and Means Committee), BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.

7. Only in America ... can they have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.

6. Only in America ... would they make people who want to legally become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege, while they discuss letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just 'magically' become American citizens.

5. Only in America ... could the people who believe in balancing the budget and sticking by the country’s Constitution be thought of as “extremists.”

4. Only in America ... could you need to present a driver’s license to cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote.

3. Only in America ... could people demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. oil company (Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennis shoes (Nike).

2. Only in America ... could the government collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a Trillion dollars more than it has per year — for total spending of $7 Million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn't have nearly enough money.

1. Only in America ... could the rich people — who pay 86% of all income taxes — be accused of not paying their "fair share" by people who don't pay any income taxes at all.


This would be humorous if not for being all true.

Thursday, July 11, 2013

† DAILY BIBLE VERSE - JULY 11, 2013



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In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth...And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so. ~ Genesis 1:1,11


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Tuesday, July 9, 2013

† DAILY BIBLE VERSE - JULY 9, 2013



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For thou hast possessed my reins: thou hast covered me in my mother's womb. I will praise thee; for I am fearfully and wonderfully made: marvellous are thy works; and that my soul knoweth right well. ~ Psalm 139:13-14


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Saturday, July 6, 2013

Friday, July 5, 2013

† DAILY BIBLE VERSE - JULY 5, 2013



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Then said Jesus unto his disciples, If any man will come after me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross, and follow me. For whosoever will save his life shall lose it: and whosoever will lose his life for my sake shall find it. For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?
 ~ Matthew 16:24-26


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Thursday, July 4, 2013

† DAILY BIBLE VERSE - JULY 4, 2013



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Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and great commandment. And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets. ~ Matthew 22:37-40


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Wednesday, July 3, 2013

† DAILY BIBLE VERSE - JULY 3, 2013



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And Jesus, walking by the sea of Galilee, saw two brethren, Simon called Peter, and Andrew his brother, casting a net into the sea: for they were fishers. And he saith unto them, Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men. And they straightway left their nets, and followed him. ~ Matthew 4:20


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Monday, July 1, 2013

† DAILY BIBLE VERSE - JULY 1, 2013



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Where were you when I laid the foundations of the earth? Tell me, if you know so much. Who determined its dimensions and stretched out the surveying line? What supports its foundations, and who laid its cornerstone as the morning stars sang together and all the angels shouted for joy? ~ Job 38:4-7 (New Living Translation)


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Sunday, June 30, 2013

† SUNDAY JIGSAW: JUNE 30, 2013



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Shirley



Where were you when I laid the foundations of the earth? Tell me, if you know so much. Who determined its dimensions and stretched out the surveying line? What supports its foundations, and who laid its cornerstone as the morning stars sang together and all the angels shouted for joy? ~ Job 38:4-7 (New Living Translation)


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